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fuckyeahmst3k: Long story short: I’m broke, dead broke. And I need help. I’m humbling myself before you all in an attempt to help me raise some money so I can continue looking for work. As a few of you may know, I lost my job a few months ago and it’s hard looking. I’m humbly offering my services to any and all…
Just ran through 8.28 km of zombie infested...
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Escher Girls: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the... →
dresdencodak: repair-her-armor: [Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.] 1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother… This is such a great post, and true for about 90% of video games, not just MMOs (and don’t get me...
euribear: kennendoah: I’m surprised the people that don’t identify as a boy or girl, or identify as “other” haven’t gone up in arms about this.
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badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
Look at what I made! I’m so excited it came out well.
Just woke up from a 4hr nap to find that my crock...
After more than 48 hrs without sleep, I'm finally...
groovemeister-jared: colonelmustangsnipples: would you care for a free lollipop? WOULD I would you WOULD I would you WOULD I would you would i what would you care for a free lollipop? WOULD I RADDA RADDA
The Secret Government EGGO Project
Contact Dr Jamima!
Things were going great this morning and then my...
Finally got a job. Many reliefs are had at the...
foxnewsofficial: call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs I’m so gonna say this to the next girl I date.
"Its too cold outside to go running? I guess P90x...
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phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!” “That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
aww yeah met my first crazy person at the bus...
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tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Reblog if you have a dirty mind
lucy-hime: just-trish: 69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this 69?