May 2013
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I hate having like 5 different variations of 5 or...
Fuck Yeah, MST3k!: Hey followers! I need your... →
fuckyeahmst3k:
Long story short: I’m broke, dead broke. And I need help.
I’m humbling myself before you all in an attempt to help me raise some money so I can continue looking for work. As a few of you may know, I lost my job a few months ago and it’s hard looking. I’m humbly offering my services to any and all…
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Just ran through 8.28 km of zombie infested...
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Ruining 8.10km in 1hr 10 mins is easy when you're...
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Escher Girls: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the... →
dresdencodak:
repair-her-armor:
[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]
1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother…
This is such a great post, and true for about 90% of video games, not just MMOs (and don’t get me...
It's Okay
euribear:
kennendoah:
I’m surprised the people that don’t identify as a boy or girl, or identify as “other” haven’t gone up in arms about this.
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
Watchbadtvblog:
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
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WatchLook at what I made! I’m so excited it came out well.
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Just woke up from a 4hr nap to find that my crock...
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After more than 48 hrs without sleep, I'm finally...
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groovemeister-jared:
colonelmustangsnipples:
would you care for a free lollipop?
WOULD I
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would you care for a free lollipop?
WOULD I
RADDA RADDA
The Secret Government EGGO Project
Contact Dr Jamima!
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April 2013
40 posts
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Things were going great this morning and then my...
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Finally got a job. Many reliefs are had at the...
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foxnewsofficial:
call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs
I’m so gonna say this to the next girl I date.
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"Its too cold outside to go running? I guess P90x...
plannedparenthood:
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phinflynn:
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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aww yeah met my first crazy person at the bus...
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
tobeymacguire:
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Reblog if you have a dirty mind
lucy-hime:
just-trish:
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
69?
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